We’ve got the builders in at UCHG HQ and while work­ing on the roof they have unearthed our ter­ri­ble secret.

At around 3am GMT this morn­ing, what we thought had already been destroyed came crash­ing through the ceil­ing.

It was our ille­git­i­mate Xbox mak­ing a break for freedom.

Luckily it did not sur­vive the fall and got stuck in the floor.

God knows what would have hap­pened had it made it through.